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!! OMG, Azealia Banks says ‘defund the f*****s’ in femme-shaming response to OnlyFans star’s tweet !!

Azealia Banks has once again found herself dragging others online (surprise) this time, it’s aimed at femme gays and OnlyFans creators online, proving that no matter how many times she alienates the queer community, a chunk of gay men will still line up to call her “mother” five minutes later.

After the rapper posted a string of comments mocking femininity and sex work, backlash spread quickly across social media. But honestly, the bigger question might be: why are gay audiences still riding this hard for someone who seems to openly resent them every other month?

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!! OMG, WATCH: Cursed AI rendering give us a historical, JP Morgan-themed Mortal Kombat game !!

Here’s something to TWITCH about: Someone fed an AI the wrong prompt and now we have what no one asked for. As if surviving wasn’t a game enough!

Picture JP Morgan himself, top hat and all, delivering a fatality with a gold-tipped cane while Andrew Carnegie gets launched through a stained glass window at the Metropolitan Club.

The rendering is deeply unhinged in the way only AI art can be, faces melting mid-uppercut, pinstripe suits fused with medieval armor, a health bar that appears to be denominated in railroad bonds.

Find the fake game play-through after the jump…

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!! OMG, hmm: Jacob Elordi covers Harper’s Bazaar… or DOES he? !!

When we first saw these newly-released cover shoot images of Thee Elordi for Harper’s Bazaar, we first noticed his chest was missing the mole that made it unique… no photographer’s credit either. Then, upon further inspection, this so-called ‘cover’ didn’t return a result when searched in Google. Hmmm.

It seems as if Miss AI had strooketh again! She’s up to her old new ways!

Check out “jacob elordi (hyper-realistic, very detailed, 4k)” covering “harpers bazaar (sexy, oceanfront, confident)” after the jump! …Thoughts?

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!! OMG, CAPTION THIS: Man buys a life-size, silicone, “anatomically correct” Henry Cavill doll & instantly goes viral !!

James Robertson-Reavis has been collecting dolls since 1991, amassing what he tells Queerty are “thousands” of pieces. The singer and tribute artist is also a huge Henry Cavill fan—so much so that he recently commissioned a life-size silicone replica of the British actor from designer Steve Davies at SD Sculpt & Design in England.

The company shared the finished product on social media, and the attention to detail is impressive—right down to the hairy arms and chest.

CAPTION THIS after the jump!

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!! OMG, thr33’s c0mp4ny!? Suzanne Somers’ AI clone created by her husband, two years after TV icon’s death: ‘You can’t tell the difference. It’s amazing.’ !!

IN AI News: Suzanne Somers’ widow Alan Hamel has created an AI clone of his dead wife for online fan interactions.

“It was Suzanne. And I asked her a few questions and she answered them, and it blew me and everybody else away,” Hamel, 89, told the publication about the AI clone of his late wife. “When you look at the finished one next to the real Suzanne, you can’t tell the difference. It’s amazing. And I mean, I’ve been with Suzanne for 55 years, so I know what her face looks like. When I just look at the two of them side by side, I really can’t tell which one is the real and which one is the AI…”

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!! OMG, LOL: This burning house Halloween decoration is a nightmare for the fire department !!

“My house is on fire (not a real fire). I’m turning on the lights every night from 8 to 10 p.m. until October 31st,” Amanda announced on Facebook and TikTok on October 4. “Please don’t call the fire department!”

hen South Carolina residents Amanda Peden and Sam Lee decorated their home to look like it was engulfed in flames for Halloween, they succeeded beyond their wildest expectations. The illusion, which combines smoke machines with carefully placed lighting and photographic tricks, is so persuasive that ersby continue reporting it as a genuine emergency to local firefighters. The couple has a history of creating jaw-dropping Halloween spectacles, including a 2021 plane wreck featuring skeleton engers and a parachuting skeleton caught in a tree, plus a 2022 upside-down vehicle crash scene. However, their 2023 burning house display marked their most impressive achievement—realistic enough to fool people year after year. Check out their latest tricker, above!

!! OMG, hot on the heels of Russian Etsy, SKIMS drops the their own bush wig thong collection !!

A couple of weeks back, we posted about Russian women shelling out as much as $245 per pubic wig on Etsy. Well, leave it to Kimmy Kakes to scoop their market with a bargain-bin fast-fashion version marketing itself as ‘The Ultimate Bush’. The Faux Hair Micro String Thongs feature “a mix of curly and straight faux hair in twelve different shade variations at $32 USD a pair.”

Or, if you’d rather not… suppose you *could* just grow yer own!?

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